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Joke Topic - 'Laughing'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Laughing'.
Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
Laughing stock.
What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
Run until you got a stitch in them.
You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
Frankenstein
How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
He bolted it down.
Dogs
Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
Trombone
Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
Because he was letting thing's slide.
Television
What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.
A wide-scream TV.
Scottish
What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
Garlic.
Golf
Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
Tourists
Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Fool
Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
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