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Joke Topic - 'Laughing'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Laughing'.

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Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
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You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
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Dogs

Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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Television

What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.
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Scottish

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
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Golf

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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Tourists

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
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Fool

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.

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