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Joke Topic - 'Law'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Law'.

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Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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Irish stew in the name of the law.
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Repeal the law of gravity
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What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
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What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.


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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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Lawyers

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.
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Ghosts

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Obesity

New study of obesity looks for larger test group
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Creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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Bees

What did one bee say to the other bee on a hot summers day?
Swarm today isn't it.
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Tea

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

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