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Joke Topic - 'Law'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Law'.

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Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients

Irish stew in the name of the law.

Repeal the law of gravity

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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What did one bee say to the other bee on a hot summers day?
Swarm today isn't it.


Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

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