What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Spaceman
What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
Beer
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Lawyers
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.
Ghosts
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
Flies
What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
Obesity
New study of obesity looks for larger test group
Creatures
Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
Bees
What did one bee say to the other bee on a hot summers day?
Swarm today isn't it.
Tea
Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day