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Joke Topic - 'Lawyers' - 10


This is page 10 of jokes on the topic - 'Lawyers'.

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Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.


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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Ancestors

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
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Cows

How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
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Blondes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Corn

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
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Ducks

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.
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Scared

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Stealing

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
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Burgers

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.

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