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Joke Topic - 'Lawyers' - 5


This is page 5 of jokes on the topic - 'Lawyers'.

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Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty
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Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
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Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
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Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
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Motorist: 'But, officer, I was speeding because I'm late for an appointment with my lawyer.'
Policeman: 'Well, now you've got something else to tell him.'
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Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
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Once upon a time there was a snake and a rabbit that bumped into each other in the woods. Both were blind. The snake started feeling the rabbit's fur and said, 'You are nice and soft, so you must be a rabbit.' Then the rabbit started feeling the snake and said, 'And you are cold and slithery. You must be a lawyer.'
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Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.

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