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Joke Topic - 'Lawyers' - 8


This is page 8 of jokes on the topic - 'Lawyers'.

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What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.
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What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!
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What would you do if your were in a large room, all sealed up, no windows, the door was locked, and there were 5 hungry tigers, 32 vultures, 17 spitting cobras, 213 tarantulas, 1 laywer, and you had a gun with only two bullets?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
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What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.

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