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Joke Topic - 'Lazy'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lazy'.

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What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Amnesia

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
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Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
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French

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..
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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Farmers

Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

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