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Joke Topic - 'Lazy'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lazy'.


What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

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What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.


Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.


Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.


Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..


Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.


What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!


Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.


What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

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