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Joke Topic - 'Learner'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Learner'.


I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

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When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.


What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!


What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!

Beauty Parlor

My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!


Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.


What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.


'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'


Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

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