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Joke Topic - 'Learner'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Learner'.

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I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.


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Society

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
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Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
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Lawyers

What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!
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Beauty Parlor

My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
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Artist

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
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Doctors

'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

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