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Joke Topic - 'Leave'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Leave'.

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"Why did you leave your last job?"
"It was something the boss said to me."
"Was it something abusive?"
"Not exactly."
"So what did he say?"
"You're fired.
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I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?


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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Tablecloths

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
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Blondes

Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
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Owl

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
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Drink

Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.
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Elephants

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
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Tougher

State Legislators Want Tougher Death Penalty
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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.

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