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Joke Topic - 'Legs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Legs'.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.


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Count

What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
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Glasses

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
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Farmers

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
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License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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College

What key went to college?
A Yale.
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Brains

Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.

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