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Joke Topic - 'Legs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Legs'.


What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

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What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.


Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.


Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.


How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.


Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.


Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.


I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.


What key went to college?
A Yale.


Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.

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