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Joke Topic - 'Lemons'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Lemons'.

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What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
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Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.


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Therapist

The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
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Snowman

How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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Hippies

What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.
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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
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Truck Driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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Disinformation

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

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