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Joke Topic - 'Lettuce'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lettuce'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
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What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.


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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Bell

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
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Billiards

Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!
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Lawyers

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Politicians

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Cats

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
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Lawyers

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...

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