Joke Topic - 'Lettuce'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lettuce'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.

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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.

Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...

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