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Joke Topic - 'Liar'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Liar'.

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Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
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Joan: My fiance says I'm the prettiest and most interesting girl he's ever met.
Janet: And you want to spend the rest of your life with a liar like that?


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Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
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Bees

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
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Hippies

What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.
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Witch

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
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Potatoes

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.

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