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Joke Topic - 'Librarians'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Librarians'.

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When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!


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Rabbits

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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Drunk

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Journalists

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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Skeleton

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.
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Lightning

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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Books

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.

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