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Joke Topic - 'Library'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Library'.

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I work in a library, and today this guy came up to me and said, "Do you have a bookmark?"
I said, "Yes, we have loads of them… But my name is John."
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What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!


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Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
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Frogs

What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.
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Tourists

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
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Food

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."
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Butter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Lawyers

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
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Beef

What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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Bee

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.

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