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Joke Topic - 'Library'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Library'.


I work in a library, and today this guy came up to me and said, "Do you have a bookmark?"
I said, "Yes, we have loads of them… But my name is John."

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!

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What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.


What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.


Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.


A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.


Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.


What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.


What does a bee call his wife?

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