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Joke Topic - 'Lie'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lie'.


Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.

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What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.


Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.


A dyslexic man walked into a bra.


I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.


Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.


Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.


Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.


What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.


I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.

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