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Joke Topic - 'Lie'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lie'.

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Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.


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Pandas

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
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Dyslexic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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Remind

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Christmas

What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.
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Wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.

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