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Joke Topic - 'Lies'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Lies'.

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Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!
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It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!


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Idiots

All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Motorist

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?
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Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers
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Santa Claus

How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
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Work

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.
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Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
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Christmas

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
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Chilli

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

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