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Joke Topic - 'Lies'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Lies'.


Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!

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