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Joke Topic - 'Life'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Life'.


Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline

Tourist: Hello. Do you farm around here?
Cornish Farmer: Aye.
Tourist: Fantastic day isn't it?
Cornish Farmer: Aye.
Tourist: Have you lived here all of your life?
Cornish Farmer: Not yet.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics


The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!


Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!


What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.


Pigs might fly but this one drives


What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.


Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.


You're never alone with schizophrenia


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in it's cold out here.

King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

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