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Joke Topic - 'Life'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Life'.

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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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Tourist: Hello. Do you farm around here?
Cornish Farmer: Aye.
Tourist: Fantastic day isn't it?
Cornish Farmer: Aye.
Tourist: Have you lived here all of your life?
Cornish Farmer: Not yet.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Kitchen

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.
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Pigs

Pigs might fly but this one drives
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Fleas

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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Scottish

Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

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