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Joke Topic - 'Lifeguards'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lifeguards'.

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What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.


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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Better Judgement

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
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Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
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A Head

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
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Society

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall
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Waiters

How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.

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