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Joke Topic - 'Light Bulb'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Light Bulb'.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
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How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
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In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.


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Stonemason

Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.
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Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
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Vampires

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Sherlock Holmes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
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Get Lost

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
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Fast

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
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Dogs

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'

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