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Joke Topic - 'Light Bulb'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Light Bulb'.


How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"

How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"

In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.

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Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.

Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.


Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.

Sherlock Holmes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.

Get Lost

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.


What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.


Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.


My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.


'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'

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