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Joke Topic - 'Lightning'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lightning'.


Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!

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Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.


What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?


They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.

Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !


Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.

A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?


Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.

A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.


He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.

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