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Joke Topic - 'Lightning'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lightning'.

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Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!


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Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
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Restaurant

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Crawling

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
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Christmas

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
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A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
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Friday

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.

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