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Joke Topic - 'Lights'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lights'.

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It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.


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Christmas

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
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Chicken

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
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Cowards

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you
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Baseball

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
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Sent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
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Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
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Politicians

Don't vote - it only encourages them.
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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
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Bee

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.

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