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Joke Topic - 'Like'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Like'.

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Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
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What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.


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Centipedes

Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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Frozen

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Favorite

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
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Horse

Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.

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