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Joke Topic - 'Like'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Like'.


Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie one you like.

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

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Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.


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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?


Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.

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