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Joke Topic - 'Lions'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lions'.

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'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
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A missionary in a remote jungle outpost found himself face to face with a ferocious lion. Knowing he was doomed for certain, he kneeled down and said his prayers. To his astonishment, the lion too kneeled quietly. "Praise God! This is a miracle!" the joyous missionary shouted. "Quiet!" growled the lion, "I'm saying grace ..."
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Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.


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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
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Witches

How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.
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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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Rabbits

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Women Drivers

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.
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Postman

Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.
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Marriage

Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!

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