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Joke Topic - 'Lions'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lions'.


'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'

A missionary in a remote jungle outpost found himself face to face with a ferocious lion. Knowing he was doomed for certain, he kneeled down and said his prayers. To his astonishment, the lion too kneeled quietly. "Praise God! This is a miracle!" the joyous missionary shouted. "Quiet!" growled the lion, "I'm saying grace ..."

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.

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