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Joke Topic - 'Listening'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Listening'.


"Hello, I am actually home at the moment, but I really don't feel like listening to whatever your problem is. So, If you leave your name and number at the tone, when I feel like responding to your message, I will."

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?

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