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Joke Topic - 'Listening'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Listening'.

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"Hello, I am actually home at the moment, but I really don't feel like listening to whatever your problem is. So, If you leave your name and number at the tone, when I feel like responding to your message, I will."
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Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?


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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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Rabbits

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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Exams

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
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Office

"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Cafeteria

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?

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