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Joke Topic - 'Lizards'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lizards'.

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Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.


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Dog

What is a baby dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-Cola.
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A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Astronaut

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

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