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Joke Topic - 'Lobster'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lobster'.


Hamish walks into a posh Scottish restaurant and the waiter says: "Canapé for you sir?"
So Hamish says: "That's very generous of you. I'll have the lobster."

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