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Joke Topic - 'London'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'London'.


A Scot from Aberdeen was on holiday in London and every night he returned to his hotel full of the wonders of the city. So much so that another guest asked: 'Is this your first visit?'
'Aye, it is.'
'You seem to be having a great time.'
'Aye, I am that.'
'And what's more, it's not just a holiday. It's my honeymoon as well.'
'Oh. Then where's your wife?'
'Och. She's been here before.'

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.


What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.


Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.


The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.


What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).


You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.


Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.


What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?

Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

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