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Joke Topic - 'London'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'London'.

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A Scot from Aberdeen was on holiday in London and every night he returned to his hotel full of the wonders of the city. So much so that another guest asked: 'Is this your first visit?'
'Aye, it is.'
'You seem to be having a great time.'
'Aye, I am that.'
'Good.'
'And what's more, it's not just a holiday. It's my honeymoon as well.'
'Oh. Then where's your wife?'
'Och. She's been here before.'
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Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
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What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Marriage

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
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Bars

The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.
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Bars

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).
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Golf

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
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Santa

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
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Favorite

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

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