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Joke Topic - 'Look'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Look'.

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I'm not as dumb as you look.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.


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Boyfriends

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!
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Laryngitis

What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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Cookies

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
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Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
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Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
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Accountants

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
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Best Behavior

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.

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