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Joke Topic - 'Looks'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Looks'.


Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.

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Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.


Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.


Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.


Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.


What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.


Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.


Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.


How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.


Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.

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