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Joke Topic - 'Looks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Looks'.

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Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.


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Barbers

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.
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Postman

Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.
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Apartments

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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Bananas

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
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Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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Cars

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Arguing

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
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Drummers

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
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Praying

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.

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