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Joke Topic - 'Lorry'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lorry'.


What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.

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Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.


Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."


Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?


Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.


You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.


What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.


My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'


Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.


You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

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