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Joke Topic - 'Lorry'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lorry'.

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What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.


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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Dog

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
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Politicians

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
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Invested

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Cars

My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
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Christmas

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
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Fool

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

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