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Joke Topic - 'Lose Weight'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Lose Weight'.

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Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
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Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.


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Dracula

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
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Drink

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.
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Baker

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
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Friday

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
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Marry

Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.
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Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
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Termites

Termites are boring
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."

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