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Joke Topic - 'Lost'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lost'.


Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.

Three men were in a balloon. They got caught in a storm and after being tossed about, they got lost. When the storm calmed down, they eventually floated passed a man on the ground.
They yelled "Where are we?"
The man replied "You are in a balloon".
One of the men in the balloon turned to the others and said "that man is obviously a lawyer".
How can you tell?, the two asked.
"It's easy, the information he gave is totally accurate, and completely useless".

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.

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"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."


Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.


Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.


Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!


John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.


What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.


Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?


Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.

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