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Joke Topic - 'Lost'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lost'.

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Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
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Three men were in a balloon. They got caught in a storm and after being tossed about, they got lost. When the storm calmed down, they eventually floated passed a man on the ground.
They yelled "Where are we?"
The man replied "You are in a balloon".
One of the men in the balloon turned to the others and said "that man is obviously a lawyer".
How can you tell?, the two asked.
"It's easy, the information he gave is totally accurate, and completely useless".
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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.


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Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
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Tax

Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.
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Call

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
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Wife

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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Nice

What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
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TV

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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Computers

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.

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