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Joke Topic - 'Love To'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Love To'.

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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.


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Work

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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Emergency

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"
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Skeletons

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Death

A fate worse than death is better than dying
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Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.
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Fleas

Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."

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