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Joke Topic - 'Love To'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Love To'.


I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

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Work is the curse of the drinking class.


"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"


Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.


What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?


A fate worse than death is better than dying

Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.


Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.


Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'


"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."

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