Joke Topic - 'Loves You'

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.

What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.

In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.