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Joke Topic - 'Luck'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Luck'.

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Bob had been out diving off the Florida Keys for days looking for sunken treasure, but had had no luck. One day, while wading back onto the beach, he tripped over a chest filled with diamonds, rubies, and emeralds! Bob was heard to say as he carried the chest away, "Well it just goes to show you that booty is only shin deep!"
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I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.


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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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Birthdays

For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.
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Decisions

This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
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Cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.

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