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Joke Topic - 'Luck'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Luck'.


Bob had been out diving off the Florida Keys for days looking for sunken treasure, but had had no luck. One day, while wading back onto the beach, he tripped over a chest filled with diamonds, rubies, and emeralds! Bob was heard to say as he carried the chest away, "Well it just goes to show you that booty is only shin deep!"

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.

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