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Joke Topic - 'Lunch'


Here are 11 jokes on the topic - 'Lunch'.

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How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.',br>My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'
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Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
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What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
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What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
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What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

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