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Joke Topic - 'Lying'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lying'.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.


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Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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Pilot

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
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Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Noisiest

What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.
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Peace And Quiet

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.
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Crab

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!

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