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Joke Topic - 'Lying'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lying'.


How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.

The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!


Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.


Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."


What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.

Peace And Quiet

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.


Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.

Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."


Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!

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