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Joke Topic - 'Madness'


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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.


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Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Bees

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.
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Idiots

Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.
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Helicopter

What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.
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Fell

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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Bars

The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.

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