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Joke Topic - 'Maggot'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Maggot'.

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What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...


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Love

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
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Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
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Hill

What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.
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Christmas

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Girlfriends

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
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Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
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Cows

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
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Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.
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Snowman

What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!

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