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Joke Topic - 'Maggot'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Maggot'.


What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.


This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'


What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?


Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.


John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.


Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?


What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.

Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.


What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!

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