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Joke Topic - 'Magic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magic'.

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Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.


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Ghosts

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
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Conferences

A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles.
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Moles

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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Signs

Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
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Physchiatrists

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
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Drink

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Soap

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.

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