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Joke Topic - 'Magistrates'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magistrates'.

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Magistrates act to keep theaters open


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Bookkeepers

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure
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Wife

The kindest thing I can say about my wife is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
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Cannibals

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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Blondes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Crepes

Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.

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