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Joke Topic - 'Magnet'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magnet'.

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What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.


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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Water

Save water - dilute it
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Egg

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
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The Bell

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
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Dead

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
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Cannibals

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
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Bucks

Too few of the bucks stop here.
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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Cats

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.

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