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Joke Topic - 'Managers'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Managers'.


How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to come and change it.

How many Quality managers does it take to change a light bulb?
We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable light bulbs to work smarter, not harder.

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.

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'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'


Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.


"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."


A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.


Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.


Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.

A Tropical Fruit

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.


Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?


I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

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