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Joke Topic - 'Marble'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Marble'.

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My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.


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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Pilots

Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Girlfriends

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
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Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
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Expiration

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Historian

Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.

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