Joke Topic - 'Marble'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Marble'.

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.

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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.

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