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Joke Topic - 'Marinate'


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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?


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Jewel

Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
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Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Zombies

What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
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Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Vampires

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?

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