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Joke Topic - 'Marriage License'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Marriage License'.


Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.

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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.


Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.


Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.


Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!

William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?


What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.


Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.


How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.

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