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Joke Topic - 'Marriage License'


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Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.


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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Teachers

Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
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Silence

Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
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William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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Boxer

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
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Frogs

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.

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