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Joke Topic - 'Married'


Here are 16 jokes on the topic - 'Married'.

Related Topics: Marriage (21) Husbands (9) Matrimony (1) Divorce (10) Divorced (1) Wives (8)
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'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
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Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.
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Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
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Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
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Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
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Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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My brother said, 'You'd better know from the start that my favourite food is trash and onions.'
The girl said, 'Tripe.'
He said, 'Don't start arguing before we're married.'
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My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.

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