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Joke Topic - 'Maths'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Maths'.

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Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
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What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
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Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.


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Blondes

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
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Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Blondes

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
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Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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Husbands

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.

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