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Joke Topic - 'Maths'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Maths'.


Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.

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A bloodhound.


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An astronut.


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Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.


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Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.


Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.

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