Joke Topic - 'Meal'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Meal'.

What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.

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Girlfriends

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.

We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?

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