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Joke Topic - 'Meal'


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What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.


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Girlfriends

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Imaginary

We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
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Nightclubs

What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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Ring

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
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Thief

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?

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