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Joke Topic - 'Mean'


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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?


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Husbands

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
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Ghosts

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
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Firefly

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
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Beer

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Owl

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
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Pigs

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.

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